Chastity Bono Underground Brain Operation

Right, hold on, firstly, I don't know enough about whas'his name to have an accurate opinion of where she/he's at, but, I do have an opinion none-the-less. Here it is.....
Reading the article http://www.tvguide.com/News/Chastity-Bono-Gender-1006849.aspx about Chaz Bonner starts off well saying "she" but then immediately on the next reference to him/her calls......."he". What if children were to read this article. Just imagine the questions...
"Mummy, why do they call that woman she then he?" or "Daddy, why does that man look like an ugly woman?" or "Mum, what the fuck is that all about wanting a penis instead of a big hairy clam?"
These questions can prove to be very awkward. I suppose it has something to do with the fact your mum is 60% plastic, double your age and yet frozen in time courtesy of some fiendish plastic surgery. Through plastic surgery, time travel is possible you fucking maniac!
Right, let's see...Chastity? Chastity? Any reason for that choice of name. Why not just call youself celibacy, or don't want sex 'cause can't have sex 'cause no-one in their right mind would want to shag a man who used to have a vagina, but still looks a big like a man putting on a funny walk to look like a woman. Chastity? What a waste of a name, I mean, it's got the word "TITY" in it titty, tits! Anyway, as I say, I don't know enough about the whole situation, or the hole situation but good luck to him...erm....her...fuck!

David Carradine : Grasshopper

David Carradine, star of the Kill Bill movies, was found dead in a wardrobe in Bangkok. He was using a coat hanger and a length of flex to hang up his trousers, unfortunately, he forgot to take his trousers off and caught his genitals in the flex. He panicked and tried to gnaw his way through the flex but, in his confusion, inadvertently wrapped the cord round his neck and strangled himself.
He was working on a film called ironically enough Stretch. We all know that there are method actors out there but, surely not, come on!
Close friends had voiced their concerns about the actor, who's catchphrase was "Aaaaahso, I am Glasshopper!" and said that he was disappointed with his overall height and thought that he may do something drastic, like stretch himself.
Was this, the most recent of his deaths, a cry for help or was it a sex stunt that went quite a bit wrong like Michael Hutchins from INXS.
Think on........

(This was slightly edited after this man http://twitter.com/zambucco put me straight on the fact that DC was Glasshopper.)