Dancing on ice 2011 final

Just watched dancing on ice. The guy one it. And he should it was close...plus he felt the tit of the professional he was "dancing" with. I congratulate the celebrity performers of the show, especially the males, as dancing with those fit females, as they slice about on the snow in gossamer costumes, fannies open wide to the public save for a gusset and button fasteners, couldn't have been easy. I think it was only a matter of time before he cupped her breast.
Good on him, that's what I say. She's not a bad looking bit of stuff and she's as fit as fuck. You don't see many fat cunts on the ice do you, and there's a reason for that...it's hard enough skating on ice trying not to fall over without having to watch for cracks and holes in the ice where heavies have run their tracks. Kerry Katonia or whatever her name is was close to this. She's usually in good-ish shape too. She let me down, 'cause I like her sometimes when she's a bit slimmer. I know it's not easy because I've been called a fat bastard, usually from pricks. That Richard/Judy daughter had a good tit on here but as soon as you moved your gaze up and saw her face you knew instantly that she was the daughter of shaky, not Shakin' Stevens, but wobbly hands presented Judy Finiginiginiginiginginginigin. The daughter one nearly fell out of her costume last week and all credit to her for staying in, but I'd really rather she'd at least let one nipple show. It didn't do her mum any harm at the 2000 National TV Awards.
Anyway that's it over for another year and let's get the x-fucked her started, another bunch of twats, but gormless, hapless go lucky knob ends. I like the first couple of weeks when the special needs apply, it's good that they're not overlooked, it makes it such a joy to watch. I think they got their inspiration from those two lovely downs syndrome kids that danced on Blue Peter 20 years ago, or whatever it was. Nice. Now go and watch some tele.

Japan

Jesus Christ! What's happened to Japan? They were doing so well too. They had all that asian porn going on, although when you viewed it on some sites it was all blocked out and pixilated and stuff which ruined it a bit. But, other than that it was great, they had nice faces and great bodies and moaned, moaned a lot. I know it's not just porn, it's cars as well, I've always heard people say buy Jap or German, well BMWs look nice but I think they got slated in the top ten fucked cars last year, because they were too expensive and had loads of problems and that, you know. Anyway, I don't think they've got much to worry about in the way of cars, cause they've all been washed away. And the forecourts and the streets that the garages were on. The bliddy tsunami took everything away. What a basturt! Did you see that picture of the boat on top of someone's house. Look!
"We're not on a cruise this year kids....we thought we'd bring the cruise ship to us!"
And, there's a very real risk of a fucking massive explosion, I think it's termed Nuclear Meltdown but I'd rather the news reporters and journalists said "There's a real risk of a fucking massive explosion. This is John Sissons, BBC News!" That would be keeping it real.
All in all, it's been a shitty week for the Japanese. Still, it's not all bad news, I just looked out the window and it looks like sun.