Friday, 1 January 2010

New Year Same Old Shite!

Well that's it for another lifetime. 2009 came and went quicker than a premature wank session. I don't know about you, but I felt it was a bit samey. I think this 2010 will be just like the film with lots of arseholes floating around not really in touch with reality. Let's be honest, it's going to be neds/chavs/whatever out of their heads on mind-bending drugs experiencing life as only a vacuum headed prick can. Avoid these people, we'll call them people for the sake of conversation, like the fucking plague or just like the ordinary Swine Flu which seems to have died a death. Remember when we were going to experience another potential epidemic, a worldwide catasrophe? Did it happen? Did it shite! Most of the people dying of swine flu had an "underlying illness". She died of flu during childbirth. He died of flu after getting hit by a fucking bus. She died of swine flu after her head was cut of and sent to her husband for ransom.
I'm going for a drink.....

I've just finished watching Dr. Who, the last one ever with David Tennant. My friend, who is a girl, watched it also. We agree that the last 10-15mins where "what the fuck!".

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