Right, I watched a video on YouTube with a UFO over a building in Jerusalem, or to be more precise "dome of the rock, Jerusalem."
It was a bright light, yes like the star of Bethlehem, and it came down slowly from the skies (where else, it would come down slowly from the ground would it) and came to a halt above the temple thingy place. Just like a fukn film! Well, hold on a minute, for anyone with half a bliddy brain who saw the alien film Skyline recently (me) you could say that the film on YouTube is a load of pish. Special effects are pretty cool and cheap, well cool anyway. So what's to stop these gifted arseholes doing another one of those hoax things. Fuk all! But everyone wants to believe in aliens, don't they,' cause this planet is shite unless you're mega-rich and get what you want when you want.
If it was a choice between staying on this floating piece of shite in space and being abducted by aliens and taken to another planet and used as a sex object (meaning getting shoved up alien fannies) then most people would prefer being abducted, even if it meant getting your anus probed with a metal spike every couple of days.
I've had my doctor, or a doctor's, finger up my arse and it was not a comfortable moment. I lay on my side facing the wall (crying slightly), when she, yes she! lay one hand on my hip, one hand on my shoulder and put a finger up my rectum!? For me, if that was to happen 20 thousand miles above Earth on a grey alien spaceship, they aliens would be cleaning my shit off the floor for a fortnight. Still they're supposed to like ice-cream aren't they, maybe I'd get wise to their abductions and eat a lot of peanut butter and my shit my taste like peanut ice-cream to them.
Anyway, the film probably isn't real, some people think it's shit!
Here's a link to a page discussing the shit:
http://www.space.com/10789-jerusalem-ufo-hoax.html
Let's hope that if there are aliens out there they look just like us only with smaller cocks.
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