Japan

Jesus Christ! What's happened to Japan? They were doing so well too. They had all that asian porn going on, although when you viewed it on some sites it was all blocked out and pixilated and stuff which ruined it a bit. But, other than that it was great, they had nice faces and great bodies and moaned, moaned a lot. I know it's not just porn, it's cars as well, I've always heard people say buy Jap or German, well BMWs look nice but I think they got slated in the top ten fucked cars last year, because they were too expensive and had loads of problems and that, you know. Anyway, I don't think they've got much to worry about in the way of cars, cause they've all been washed away. And the forecourts and the streets that the garages were on. The bliddy tsunami took everything away. What a basturt! Did you see that picture of the boat on top of someone's house. Look!
"We're not on a cruise this year kids....we thought we'd bring the cruise ship to us!"
And, there's a very real risk of a fucking massive explosion, I think it's termed Nuclear Meltdown but I'd rather the news reporters and journalists said "There's a real risk of a fucking massive explosion. This is John Sissons, BBC News!" That would be keeping it real.
All in all, it's been a shitty week for the Japanese. Still, it's not all bad news, I just looked out the window and it looks like sun.