Yes, my oh my, I've been watching a bit of BGT as it's often been tweeted on twitter. What the shite is wrong with people? Last night, or whenever it was, a young sexy, attractive, seductive belly dancer - granted she didn't move her belly about much this time - was thrown right off the show but, tonight a fat man and his big titted son (no offence) got through to the final on Saturday. Jesus H Samuels. You can picture that young lady - hold on and I'll Google her to find her name.....Julia Naidenko a name that just slips off your tongue (if only) - dancing all over your naked body. Well, I can picture her dancing all over mine, naked, the pair of us. I'm only wearing a smile. She does that bellydancing thing and gets lower and lower over my body until finally, whoops, her hair is all caught up in my helmet and 4skin.
I'm panicking, because a hair under your 4skin ain't funny so a whole head of hair is deadly, she's panicking, I'm cuming...I've cum. Then Simon Cowal presses his buzzer and smugly looks to the audience and says something condescendingly shit.
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