Yo there etc. I've just been watching Britain's Got Talent and I must admit I bloody enjoyed it. There are some people out there who do have a talent, whether it be drumming at age 12 or having your short fiancee throw a ball onto your stomach smashing a plate. There is, indeed a certain amount of entertainment about the show. I would like to see someone in their 60s come on, shit into a bucket of ice and then throw shit darts at the audience to a background track of Hit Me Baby One More Time. I bet it would get a standing ovation anyway.
There was a gorgeous belly dancer on and I found it hard to keep my excitement down to a minimum, but that Simon Cowal fella, not him, now way, he smirks until his teeth blind the audience. After rendering them blind he sneeks onto the stage and sticks one right up the girl. In the mouth too. They all get their sight back and think it's part of the show. He's a bloody "HYPNOTITS" that's what he is.
Anyway, I look forward to tomorrow's edition when Mr. Cowal smiles and shags that big backward guy from Scotland, Susan Boyle.
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